ABOUT THE KOOKS

Introducing the Bump Protection Hat: your first line of defense against those "What the hell was I thinking?" situations. Let’s be real—everyone’s a kook at something. Whether you’re trying to be a weekend warrior or just trying to make it through the day without walking into a low-hanging branch, you need to protect your head and keep that ego in check. Our lightweight shell with impact foam is designed to keep your noggin safe while preventing it from ballooning into the overconfident “badass” size you might have in mind.

Now, I know what you’re thinking: “But will I still look cool while avoiding my next dumb move?” You bet. This hat keeps you dry with mold-free, bacteria-free, high-tech breathable fabric—because nobody wants to smell like a gym sock while they’re out there acting like they’ve got it all figured out.

And for those moments when you’re too busy being a legend in your own mind, our hat features patent-pending magnet technology using rare earth magnets, so it sticks to your bumper—or any metal object—with the grip of a thousand regrets. You can’t lose it, even when you lose your mind. Tuck the chin straps up next to the nail of the hat when you don’t need them, because let’s face it, nobody wants to look like they’re trying too hard when they are

And if your friends need to keep an eye on you, don’t worry—we’ve got that covered too. Our reflective cording ensures they can spot you in the dark, so you don’t wander off into the abyss without anyone noticing.

So next time you’re about to do something that could make you famous for all the wrong reasons—**check your head.**